Archive for March 29th, 2017

Marilyn Manson

Wednesday, March 29th, 2017

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Whatever happened to Marilyn Manson?  https://www.google.com/

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Oh Good. Another Winner.

Wednesday, March 29th, 2017

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He Doesn’t Look A Day Over 2017

Wednesday, March 29th, 2017

aa2f774834b6cc72d26114cc88458909A few years ago, Pope Benedict wrote a new book, “Jesus of Nazareth: The Infancy Narratives.”  In it he gives us new evidence about Jesus’ age which was computed by ‘Dennis the Small,’ a sixth century monk.  Dennis forgot to carry the one or something and it turns out Christ was actually 6-years older than the Christian Calendar indicates.

So if you’re ever in a game of ‘Christrivia,’ say Jesus was crucified at 39 rather than 33.  In fact, tell that fact to every stranger you see – it’s a real conversation-starter.

How old is Jesus?  https://www.google.com/

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So This Snail Goes Into A Bar …

Wednesday, March 29th, 2017

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SNAIL YOGA: SNAIL+YOGA

There’s nothing like a good snail joke or amusing gastropod anecdote to liven up even the dullest party. Here are two of my favorites:

• A snail and a turtle are crossing the road from opposite directions.  They crash.  The police come and interview the snail.  “What happened?” asks the officer.

“I don’t know,” says the snail. “It all happened so fast!”

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• A guy is home reading the paper and hears a knock on his door.  He opens the door only to find a little snail on his porch.  He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later the guy is home reading his paper and there’s a loud knock.  He opens the door and there’s the snail again.  In an exasperated voice the snail says,

“WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?”

Word Of The Day: Gastropod (GAS-tro-pod) noun. A class within the phylum Mollusca which includes snails, slugs, and (my personal favorites) the semi-slugs.

There’s never enough shell space for semi-slugs:  https://www.google.com/