Archive for March 12th, 2017

“BIGFOOT MADE A PASS AT MELANIA!”

Sunday, March 12th, 2017

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President ‘Lying Sack of Shit’ has a few crisis to face Monday. First, the Congressional Investigation Committee is demanding some evidence of his ridiculous claims about President Obama wiretapping him. 

Second, the Congressional Budget Office is going to release the projected numbers for “trumpcare” and they’re not good.

In the past when faced with unpleasant news about himself, trump has thrown up some deflecting tweet or action which steals media attention and diverts peoples’ attention away from the trumpshit.

Monday’s crisis are dooseys so we can expect a really huge whopper from the orange Cheeto.  It might even be BIGGER than Bigfoot.

AND DON’T COME BACK!

Sunday, March 12th, 2017

The Dalai Lama is the spiritual and political leader of Tibet and recognized internationally as a statesman for peace. He  was also awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his refusal to use violence against the Chinese invasion of his country. Tibetans believe he is the 14th reincarnation of Budda.

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China believes he’s just a pain-in-the-ass and would like to significantly downplay the importance of Buddhism to his 200,000 followers.

To that end, three years ago, China officially banned him from reincarnating himself.  Say what?  That’s right – in what has been described as the “most absurd act in authoritarian history” Beijing said he could not be born again in China or anywhere else.  Further, NO Buddhist monk in Tibet could reincarnate himself “without government permission.”

So who’s crazier?  People who believe they can reincarnate themselves – or a government which thinks it can stop them?

Dalai Lama quotes:  https://www.google.com/

The Heartbreak Of Dishpan Hands

Sunday, March 12th, 2017

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Dishpan Hands:  https://www.google.com/

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‘Reefer Madness’ Colorized

Sunday, March 12th, 2017

‘Reefer Madness’ https://www.google.com/

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