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March 11, 2017

Saturday, March 11th, 2017

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An intruder climbed over the White House fence last night.  Trump spotted him first and called the Secret Service but no one believed him.

 

Vintage And Sexy Women Mugshots

Saturday, March 11th, 2017

Sexy Women Mugshots:

She’s The Only Person Ever Hit By A Meteorite

Saturday, March 11th, 2017

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Woman hit by meteorite: https://www.google.com/

She Loved A Man With Small Stones

Saturday, March 11th, 2017

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Pounds of moon rocks were transported back to earth in 1969 and it was reported that some of the astronauts and scientists pilfered a few to give to loved ones as an unprecedented gift of moon memorabilia.

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My friend Bonnie, a very attractive ‘hippy chick,’ got a few pieces. They were given to her by the nephew – grandson – 3rd cousin – “somebody” related to one of the scientists. He gave them to her in a purple velvet bag.

I turned my head so she wouldn’t see my eyes roll – though she must have heard my suppressed chuckle/cough.

“I know what you’re thinking Franco,” she said, “but it wasn’t ‘that’ – I balled him before he gave them to me.” Now that was probably true – Bonnie had slept with everyone except the ‘Man in the Moon.’

“Where are they now?” I asked.

“I ate them.”

“Say WHAT!?”

“That’s right,” she said, “they just looked like regular, crushed stones – and I knew no one would believe they were from the moon, so I ate them.  I wanted them to be part of me forever.” (Obviously human digestion was not her strong suite.)

Long pause.

“Once I got a tan – from the sun,” I said.

“You know, Franco, sometimes you can be a real asshole,” she replied.

She’s right.

Fake moon rocks: https://www.google.com/