Archive for March 10th, 2017

Society For Cutting Up Men (SCUM)

Friday, March 10th, 2017

SCUM was a radical, man-hating, feminist group started in 1968. There’s still some question if it was real, really political, or just really funny.  It’s Manifesto argues that men have ruined the world and that women should take over society once they’ve eliminated the guys.  Of course they would have to save their sperm which, to me, kind of defeats the purpose.  “Keep-them-in-their-place” males have actually used SCUM quotes in their arguments as representative of feminists!  Who’s crazier in that mix?

From WikiPedia: “the SCUM Manifesto generated a range of reactions, including that it was utopian, feminist, pre-feminist, crusading, embarrassing, irreverent, funny, outrageous, and satiric but not a put-on.” My favorite part is that men are so obsessed with sex, “they’d cross a river of snot and vomit if there was a friendly pussy on the other side.”  Of course that’s true but euuuu……….

SCUM’s founder, Valerie Solanus, had some sort of creative dispute with that symbol of hunky male meat: Andy Warhol.  She ended the discussion by shooting him.  He lived – she got 3-years – and life went on.  Over the years there have been movies, books, and even a rock group based on the organization – you can find them all on Google if you have nothing better to do.

To read as much SCUM as you can, click here.

Eating Swedish Meatballs

Friday, March 10th, 2017


S.C.U.M’S Mascot

If you’re a guy swimming around Sweden – it’s a good idea to keep your bathing suit on. The pacu, the pirana’s nasty cousin, is a real ball buster.  The freshwater fish can grow up to 3-feet and weigh 30-pounds.  Nicknamed “the ball cutter” for its attacks on the male genitalia, pacu’s have been sighted everywhere from Scandinavia to South America to lakes in Texas which put a $100 bounty on their heads.

Why do pacu’s go after mens’ balls?


“They bite because they’re hungry and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” said Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish Museum. “And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. In some countries, such as Papua New Guinea, some men have had their testicles bitten off.”

So how did a fish native to the fresh waters of the Amazon River end up in Scandinavian seawaters?  They couldn’t swim the Atlantic of course so they were probably dumped by aquarium owners when they grew too big.  And why did they grow so big?  The damn fish will eat just about anything from soup … (wait for it) … to nuts.

I personally will not swim in any water that’s not heavily chlorinated and in which I can see the bottom.  Some people think that may be bad for me but compared to having a surprise aquatic vasectomy, it seems just fine.

*Remember S.C.U.M.?  Click here.

Why Can’t Cats Smile?

Friday, March 10th, 2017


Why can’t cats smile?


Well Since You Put It That Way ….

Friday, March 10th, 2017