Archive for February 28th, 2017

I Never Lost My Buttons

Tuesday, February 28th, 2017


In 1964, I was 14-years old and collected presidential campaign buttons. Let’s face it, there’s nothing that attracts junior high babes more than a guy who collects buttons!  OK, I was a dork.

Anyway, while other kids were content to grab a few buttons at the Democratic or Republican headquarters, I went all out.  I saved my allowance and then bought buttons by the gross directly from the factories.  I have no idea why. I stored the buttons in boxes for over half a century.

On the internet, these buttons now go for $3-to-$9 EACH! Of course if I flooded the market, their prices would be measured in cents.

Recently I bought some canvases and made a few hundred into displays.  Actually they look pretty neat – if you like old presidential campaign buttons.

Collecting presidential campaign buttons:


I Would Rather Play A Game of ‘Pick Up Sticks’…

Tuesday, February 28th, 2017


…with my BUTT CHEEKS – than listen to this nitwit tonight.

MEN Gave Women The Right To Vote

Tuesday, February 28th, 2017



The Hair Apparent

Tuesday, February 28th, 2017


Kim Jong Un’s haircut:


More Massive Military Malarky

Tuesday, February 28th, 2017


We spend more on defense than …:

“Uncle Donnie lets me on the good couch even when I’m dressed.”