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The Chocolate Diet

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017



The Chocolate Diet:

February 2, 2017

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017


At UCLA-Berkeley, home of the Free Speech movement, a RWW (right-wing whack-job) was forced to cancel his speech because of student protests. That’s sad.  This is America – every asshole has a right to speak.

The answer to repugnant speech is MORE free speech not less.

“Allo? Nobody home.” Click.

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017


Since my Grandfather hated the telephone, every caller heard those words and hang-up every time he ”answered.” My Mom and her sister could barely get Grandpa to answer the phone, much less take a message.

One reason Grandpa hated the phone was because he was afraid of it – a lot of people were in the old days. He thought you could be electrocuted through the earpiece.  He thought that if sound traveled through the wires, electricity could too. Of course, this is the man who refused to teach his children to swim because “only kids who know how to swim, drown. Kids who don’t know how to swim, don’t go near the water.” It’s hard to argue against that kind of logic.


I don’t know how much Grandpa influenced me but I almost never answer my own phone. Every caller has to talk through my answer machine.  After decades of doing this, people are now shocked when I answer the phone. I always hear, “This is you? I was expecting your machine.” Some sound quite disappointed.

Is screening calls inconsiderate? Well think of how many people call you to whom you’d actually like to talk . Once I figured my percentage to be about 1 in 9. Those aren’t great odds.  Certainly not good enough for  me to pick up.

Rude? Well give me a call and we’ll talk about it.  Right.

Can You Get Electrocuted Through Telephone Wires?

‘King Of Comedy’ (1982)

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017

‘King Of Comedy’


‘The Comedian’ (2017)

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017

‘The Comedian’