Archive for February 1st, 2017

Republicrits Suck

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017




Vanity Fair “Republicans Outraged”


Wednesday, February 1st, 2017




When I Said ‘Pussy’ – THIS Is What I Meant

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017



Bullshit Bishop Baffles Believers

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017


March, 2013

Ralph Napierski is not really a Bishop – he doesn’t even play one on TV. But yesterday he tried to sneak into a normally secretive meeting of the Catholic Church’s College of Cardinals which is figuring out a process to select a new pope.

Bishop Ralph actually made it past the first security check point but then officials began to become suspicious when he started glad-handing Priests and posing with real Cardinals. Hmmm.  A closer look convinced them he was an impostor because his cassock was too short, he was wearing a fedora, and his “Bishop shoes” were really  black sneakers.

Although Bishop Ralph had to sneak into the enclave, he was escorted out in true Church Nobility style – surrounded by the Swiss Guard, security agents, and the police.

Bishop Ralph claims he is a bishop of a Catholic order called the Corpus Dei, also a fake.  You can find his strange website here:

Art You Can Melt Over Popcorn

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017


How to sculpt butter: