Archive for December 20th, 2016

No Class. None Whatsoever.

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

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http://www.motherjones.com/media/2016/10/new-york-times-donald-trump-insults-twitter

Can anyone imagine Ronald Reagan or Barrack Obama acting like the class clown?

Why Are Today’s Cars So Dull?

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016
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1938 Phantom Corsai

(Thanks, Steve)

Rare collectible cars:  https://www.google.com/

‘The Astounding She-Monster’ (1957)

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

The Astounding She-Monster: https://www.google.com/

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Jingle Bells Cyst

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

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My friend Christine, a beautiful dancer, developed an ovarian cyst one Christmas and had to go to the Emergency room.  She said she was  never treated as disrespectfully at any medical facility in her life. Chris believes men “examined”  her who might not even have been doctors! I put new lyrics to a traditional song to commemorate this memorable occasion.

(Sung loudly to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

“Got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

Everyone gets to look,
the Doctor let’s them see.
The nurse wants a little nook,
then the lab guy winks at me!

Here comes the lunchroom crew,
plus the guard guy from the door.
They want a better view,
and they start to clap for more.

Oh, got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

A guy feels up my breasts,
looking for lumps to treat.
He wants to run some tests,
but he walked in off the street!

They think that we’re all tarts
Doc’s wearing a big grin.
He’s pointing out my parts,
and Y-News is looking in!

(Chorus) Oh, got a cyst,
got a cyst, on my ovary.
Now my legs are spread apart,
in Emergency.

If you get a goddam cyst,
and the county pays your bills,
don’t think that you’ll be missed,
run like hell for the hills!

It all seems kind of shady;
they don’t really care for you.
They just want a pretty lady –
and her ‘womb with a view’.

(Chorus) Hey! got a cyst, got a cyst, on my ovary.

Now my legs are wide apart in Emergency.”

Impersonating a Doctor:  https://www.google.com/