Archive for December 18th, 2016

RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor 1917 – 2016

Sunday, December 18th, 2016

‘Queen Of Outer Space’ (1958) Zsa Zsa Gabor


For My Russian Readers:

Sunday, December 18th, 2016

Trump HATES these sketches – which is why I run them.

The Oldest Joke In The World

Sunday, December 18th, 2016

Have you ever heard, “Oh – that’s the oldest joke in the world?” Recently when I heard it, I wondered what is the oldest joke in the world?  It wasn’t too hard to find and your Uncle Freddy didn’t say it for the first time at that drunken family reunion in the ‘60’s.

Researchers pretty much agree that the first recorded joke came from Suma in what is now southern Iraq around 1900 BC.  And, as Howard Stern could have told you, it was a one-liner about farts.  Ready for the translation?


“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman who did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

Now you may hold your nose and not think that a knee-slapper, but do you know any jokes that have lasted 4000-years?

From the world’s oldest joke book:

Another Nut In The News

Sunday, December 18th, 2016


Two years ago, a topless activist from the feminist group ‘Femen’ rushed the nativity scene in St Peter’s Square Christmas and snatched baby Jesus before being subdued by police.  The woman had ‘Woman Is God’ printed across her chest. Read more:  *** FEMEN RADICAL FEMINISTS: