Archive for December 4th, 2016

Have You Ever Met My …

Sunday, December 4th, 2016


Best movie sidekicks:

What NOT To Say To A Man In Bed:

Sunday, December 4th, 2016


“Better wear a condom.  I don’t want to get HIV again.”

“I wasn’t laughing at that!”

“What the HELL are you doing down there?”

“Are you late for something?”

“Wanna map?”

“Give me a few seconds to think of someone.”

“In yet?”

“Hey, you don’t shoot pool with a rope, right?”

“How many men before this? Not enough to make up for this!”

“No I won’t call you ‘Monster Meat’.”

“Look, I just seem to be in the way here…….”

“Were you in prison before?”

“Not in your wildest wet dreams!”

“This ceiling needs to be painted.”

Bedroom manners:

“How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband” (1937)

Girth Control

Sunday, December 4th, 2016

How much should you REALLY weigh?

No Nip Slip

Sunday, December 4th, 2016

Women: don’t you just hate it when you wear a beautiful, new low-cut dress to a party and the girls pop out to greet the guests? If you don’t notice it at first, you can tell when a man opens his mouth in udder awe.  Or when his wife stares at you, snarls, and sneers something about you being a little tramp.

Well, fret no more, cherie d’mour, help has arrived: