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Sunday, December 4th, 2016What NOT To Say To A Man In Bed:
Sunday, December 4th, 2016
“Better wear a condom. I don’t want to get HIV again.”
“I wasn’t laughing at that!”
“What the HELL are you doing down there?”
“Are you late for something?”
“Wanna map?”
“Give me a few seconds to think of someone.”
“In yet?”
“Hey, you don’t shoot pool with a rope, right?”
“How many men before this? Not enough to make up for this!”
“No I won’t call you ‘Monster Meat’.”
“Look, I just seem to be in the way here…….”
“Were you in prison before?”
“Not in your wildest wet dreams!”
“This ceiling needs to be painted.”
Bedroom manners: https://www.google.com/
“How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband” (1937)
Girth Control
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No Nip Slip
Sunday, December 4th, 2016
Women: don’t you just hate it when you wear a beautiful, new low-cut dress to a party and the girls pop out to greet the guests? If you don’t notice it at first, you can tell when a man opens his mouth in udder awe. Or when his wife stares at you, snarls, and sneers something about you being a little tramp.
Well, fret no more, cherie d’mour, help has arrived: