Archive for November, 2016

This Is Just The Beginning

Wednesday, November 30th, 2016



Planned Parenthood supporters are chipping in a pretty penny at the Vice President-elect’s ex-Pence.

The women’s health organization has received more than 50,000 individual donations in pro-life Indiana Gov. Mike Pence’s name since the election, a rep from the nonprofit confirmed to the Daily News on Tuesday. READ MORE:

The Referee Feels Her Pain

Wednesday, November 30th, 2016


These sweeties don’t quite get it. Boxing is referred to as “The Sweet Science.”  Really.

The Sweet Science:

Trashy Novels

Wednesday, November 30th, 2016



Trashy Novel Covers:


Don Trump Doesn’t Like Flag Burning (Yawn)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016


To divert attention from his stupid ‘illegals voted against me’ rant, President-elect Orange tweeted his outrage at flag-burning even though this protest hasn’t been in the news for months. Trump’s base needs a little goose because of all his backsliding on campaign promises.

People burn flags to show disrespect for America and, basically, to make right-wingers scream.  Yawn – OK – got it.

The funny thing is, the more you go nuts over the act, the more successful it becomes. Demonstrators WANT you to go nuts. They WANT you to become emotionally involved in their issues. Bad publicity is better than no publicity and flag burning is a surefire, over-the-top button to press.

So let’s take a breath here and use our heads.

Flags aren’t the country, they’re SYMBOLS of the country. They’re little pieces of rectangular cloth sold to retailers by wholesalers – just like any other product. Flags aren’t manufactured reverently and rabbis don’t make them kosher. If one gets burned, there’s an endless supply to take its place.

So the next time you see some protesting dolt burn an American flag in a dull, cliched protest, don’t get excited. Don’t let your buttons get pushed. Smile. Think about our wonderful Bill of Rights which allows the nitwit to express himself freely in the land of the free.

And then hope for a little breeze so the goofball will accidentally set his own clothes on fire.

Is it legal to burn the flag in protest?

Laughter Is The Best Drug

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016


Why do we laugh when other people laugh?

The lead article says most people usually don’t laugh when they’re alone.  Uh-oh.  I often laugh when I’m alone!  I sometimes wake myself up by laughing in my sleep.  What does that mean? 


Cats are very sensitive about being laughed at.  Go ahead and laugh!  You might get a pile of thanks on your living room rug.

Most people think they have a good sense of humor.  That’s pretty funny.

I’ll bet you’ve laughed in the last 30-seconds.


Why Doesn’t The Media Cover All The People …

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

… Who Don’t Jump Out Of Planes?

Ignorant people stereotype other people.  They see one bizarre incident on TV and generalize about an entire group.  Of course I’m talking about Islamic terrorists and 1.7-billion Muslims.

Some people know the facts but manipulate ignorant people for their own ends.  Some people are orange.

Stereotyping people:

When You’re A Stranger

Monday, November 28th, 2016


I WON The Popular Vote! I DID! I Did! I DID!!!

Monday, November 28th, 2016


President-elect Orange insists that millions of illegal voters voted against him. This caused him to lose the popular vote by over 2-million votes and the mainstream media isn’t covering the story. 

Although many of his trumpets may believe this, election officials in every state in question have said (in more polite terms than these:) he’s a fucking LIARI hate whiners.


Asians In Sports

Monday, November 28th, 2016


Asians in sports:

Hopeless?  Naaw – what’s hopeless is going to a major math exam and seeing the Asian kid shaking his head.

The “Black Pearl”

Monday, November 28th, 2016


Josephine Baker was an American-born French dancer, singer, and actress who became an international musical and political icon. Her outrageous acts and scandals rocked the world – but her talent was always beyond dispute.

Baker was the first African-American female to star in a major motion picture, Zouzou (1934), to integrate an American concert hall, and to become a world-famous entertainer. She is also noted for being a spy for France and working with the French resistance against Germany during WWII.  At the end of the war, she was awarded the Croix de Guerre, a high military honor, by Charles DeGaulle himself.

For years Baker also made many contributions to the Civil Rights Movement in the United States.  After Martin Luther King was assassinated, she was offered the unofficial leadership of the movement by Coretta Scott King but turned it down for the safety of her children.  Ms. Baker died in 1975.

You can read much more about Josephine Baker’s fascinating life here.