Archive for October 29th, 2016

Drink Up, Folks!

Saturday, October 29th, 2016


I’m your last chance, friends!  They’re coming for you.  They’re going to take your guns, raise your taxes, and rape your women. And that’s just the illegals and terrorists!

We’ve got to get the magic wall up! FAST! No more aliens, no more drugs (sniff) – you’ll be able to walk streets free from crime on your way to NEW, HIGH-PAYING JOBS! Drink it up!

I can do it, folks!  I can do it alone because I’m smarter than the generals, richer than God (it says so in Chapter 2 of the Bible!) and I’m really, really attractive to women too!  That’s why they let me grab their pussies right away!

Drink up, America!

Trump Kool Aid:


Some younger readers might not understand the now common phrase “drink the Kool Aid.” It means to blindly accept an idea without understanding its grave consequences. The term came from the 1978 mass suicide in Jonestown, Guyana when over 900-cult followers of Reverend Jim Jones were persuaded (some against their will) to drink grape Kool Aid which contained lethal poison.

Jonestown Massacre:

New FBI Clinton Investigation?

Saturday, October 29th, 2016

There MIGHT be something negative about Hillary Clinton in emails from her top aid’s husband (or his third cousin’s sister or the cab driver who gave him the name “Carlos Danger.”) Conclusions won’t be known until after the election.  Yaaaaawn…………………………..