Archive for October 22nd, 2016

Casket Closed At trump’s Pettysburg Address

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016


It was billed as don trump’s plan for his “first 100-Days in office” but everyone knew that it was his last, huge ‘Hail Mary, Jesus, and Moses pass’ to win the Presidency. He whiffed.

The speech actually had some intelligent refinements and walk-backs from his campaign policies but these were drowned out by the typical trump whines, threats, lies, and an ocean of paranoid self-pity.

trump says everyone is against him: his women accusers (whom he threatens to sue***,) the media, hillary’s devil-worshippers, mainstream Republicans, downstream Republicans, a “rigged” election system, and basically anyone who doesn’t believe his bullshit.  The truth is since his poll numbers are now dropping lower than snake-shit, the “dunald” has given up and doesn’t mind scorching everything on his dive to oblivion.

In the winds of history, don trump will be remembered as an unpleasant fart.


How Could They Ever Find This Peeping Tom?

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016


Are peeping toms dangerous?

Americans: How Many States Does Canada Have?

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016

Can you tell where the US/Canada border is?

Americans don’t know anything about Canada. Seriously, when was the last time we even thought about Canadian politics (are there any Canadian politics?) or it’s food (made with three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup – and two kinds of bread: white or brown.)  Our Northern neighbor is as foreign to Americans as Zambia.  And the Canadians prefer it that way.

Not one American in 100 can name it’s capitol (no, it’s not Montreal or Toronto,) its largest television network, nor its form of government. Once, in a group of friends playing pool in Toronto, one dolt buddy asked, “Does this machine take Canadian quarters?”

The funny thing is Americans love Canadians – we just don’t know anything about them.  When we talk about “closing our border,” we’re certainly not talking about our Northern border. Maybe we like them so much because Canadians seem almost like us except slimmer, quieter, more polite, cleaner, less violent, and they don’t think the universe revolves around their country.  Canada is about the size of America but only has 10% of the population.  Of course I have no idea why.

The 2nd Monday in October was Thanksgiving Day in Canada.  I don’t know what that’s aboot but maybe it’s a traditional feast celebrating the harvest.  Or the anniversary of the day they gave landing rights to those huge mosquitos.

Canadian Centerfold

One of my first posts in 2008 was “Cats and Canadians” – about a riot in Canada.  It’s a little long but I think you might enjoy it. You can read it here.

Lions, And Tigers, And Bears … OH MY!

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016

“Oh my!”

NFL Scores:


Step Right Up! Your Taxes Will Be Sooo Low!

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016


Trump’s Tax Plan doesn’t add up: