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Saturday, September 10th, 2016


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Saturday, September 10th, 2016


One day, years ago,  I had to get Becky up at 11:00 AM and it was no picnic. I called her name with gradual volume increases until one of her eyes opened as if for the first time. Then the other one opened s-l-o-w-ly – trying to work as one with its sister-orb. Then an in-unison, s-l-o-w trial-roll around the room with both eyes.

This is a very delicate, critical time. NO TALKING is allowed. A giggle will get you a glare – a throat clearing will get a sneer – and opening the blinds could get you killed.

Remember, Becky is a warm, sensitive woman who is so peace-loving, she was once beaten up by Quakers. But first thing in the morning, watch out! That’s why I was surprised when she spoke.


“Do you ever use that thing?” she said, looking at my abdominal machine.

“Oh – that hurts,” I said trying to suck in my stomach.

Her eyes got big. “No – I didn’t mean it like that.” From anyone else, it would have been a jab. From Becky, it really was just an innocent question.

Silence. Slow stretch – then,

“Every time I see an exercise machine in someone’s house, it’s got clothes hanging on it. Maybe they should just make them with an extra bar for hangers. They could call it the ‘Let’s Be Honest’ bar.”

The WORST exercise machines:

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Saturday, September 10th, 2016


trump started the trot to the toilet over a year ago when his candidacy was just a joke.  Calling his Republican rivals junior-high names, mocking their physical appearance and lying like it was his main job (which, of course, it is,) the dunald struck a chord with American voters. Once he became the nominee, horrified party power players put him on a teleprompter leash and told him to tone down the trash talk.

But don has a way of bringing out the worst in people and it wasn’t long before hilly joined him in a classless wrestling match on a canvas of dogshit.  Yesterday was her strongest contribution.

TIME: “Speaking at a fundraiser in New York City on Friday, Hillary Clinton said half of Donald Trump’s supporters belong in a “basket of deplorables” characterized by “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic” views. READ MORE: