Archive for August 11th, 2016

“Obama Is The Founder Of ISIS”

Thursday, August 11th, 2016


QUESTION: Why are you putting up so much trump-stuff?

ANSWER: I really don’t think donnie is going to last until the end of the campaign and I want to get in all of my jabs. Few people take seriously my suspicions that he has substance abuse or mental stability problems but we’ll see. I’ll be sorry to see him go; he’s a godsend for bloggers.

Lower Meat Prices Is The Answer ! !

Thursday, August 11th, 2016


Boilermaker: Beer And A Shot

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

beer blowup

Beer and a shot:


Pubic Toupees

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

A few centuries ago, prostitutes didn’t have it so good. Unfortunately, the world’s oldest profession was rife with some of the world’s oldest parasites: lice.  To stop the itching and prevent reinfestation,  working women had to shave their nether regions.

This was not necessarily good for business because a lack of pubes also exposed the marks of venereal disease and genital warts (getting excited yet?)

Enter the merkin, a false crop of pubic hair made from animal fur or human hair, trimmed to fit, and glued on.  As sexual hygiene improved and drugs were discovered to treat sexually transmitted- diseases, the demand for merkins dried up.

Today merkins are still around for three main reasons: 1) sexual novelties, 2) penis coverings for transsexuals, and 3) to get around the contracts of some Hollywood actresses which stipulate their genitalia must not be filmed.

A historical footnote: At times, President  Lyndon Baines Johnson seemed to believe he actually was a merkin!  Many of his speeches started, “Mah fellow ‘merkins…..”



Suckers Say They Like trump Because …

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

… he says what he means.  He continually says he doesn’t mean what he says. I hope they’re wrong and he’s right.

don says O is “founder of ISIS”