Archive for May 26th, 2016

The ‘j’ Stands For Joke

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

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Oh – I didn’t mean THAT – I meant not capitalizing his name is a joke.

Cat Jazz

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

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Caterwalling:  https://www.youtube.com/

The Death Of Elvis – ‘My Way’

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_i9iSjY9jg

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The Death of Elvis (Google): https://www.google.com/

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Drowning In The Gene Pool

Thursday, May 26th, 2016
"Get back you little bastards!"

                                “Get back you little bastards!”

I will spare you the unhappy details but yesterday I was kind of forced into a conversation with a few of the guys from my building. This all-male talk fest was rolling and the subject of children came up.

Right away I could tell this just wasn’t going to be my lucky day. I mean I really don’t mind kids – if they’re somebody else’s’ – and live somewhere else – and I’m not there. But I’m proud of the fact that I was one of the first men in my county to have a vasectomy before having children – over 30-years ago. Of course this conversation was not about NOT having children – it was all about the DUTY of having them. Uh-oh.

The least evolved of the group spoke loudest; it seems he has a “need to breed”.

“I gotta have a son to carry on my Family Line.”

Now the only “line” with which I would associate this guy and his family is the line at the Department of Social Services where he would need help filling out the application. If all of this guy’s offspring mutated into plants and vegetables, our gene pool would be a nicer place in which to swim. Of course I didn’t say all this – but I thought it.

Does it hurt to have a vasectomy?   https://www.google.com/