Archive for April 20th, 2016

Food? Americans Have The French Creamed!

Wednesday, April 20th, 2016


Americans are fat.  Two out of three of us are considered “obese” – and getting fatter. If the world’s food supply were a buffet line, it would be a good idea to jump in ahead of the American food-vacuums. We’d smash the damn sneeze guards to get second and third helpings.

The French, supposedly the “world’s gourmands,” can’t even come close in pounds (or kilos.)  Only 7% of France is overweight despite the country drowning most entrees, side dishes, and desserts in butter, cream, and fat.  The average American is 30-pounds heavier than an average French person.

Why the heavy difference? A recent study suggested the French eat fewer calories overall and they eat less often.  They don’t eat driving, on the run, at their desks, talking on the phone, in bed, or watching television. And they eat their food s-l-o-w-l-y – even at “fast food” outlets.

One of the largest reasons for the weight difference is portions.  In the few times I’ve eaten at fancy French restaurants, I’ve mistaken the entrees for appetizers. Few French people have even heard of ‘doggie bags.’  And if you sold French portions at a Jewish deli, you’d be in court the rest of your life.

American obesity:


‘One More Time’ (2016)

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‘One More Time’


See You Next Fall

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Her Politics Suck Too

Wednesday, April 20th, 2016

March 31, 2014

Now nobody wants Nazi-Porn Star Ina Groll. Ms. Groll, 28, was a spokeswoman for the National Democratic Party of Germany – a racist, Neo-Nazi, political group.  A few of the boys went to see her latest release, ‘Kitty Discovers Sperm,’ and were shocked to see her on screen having sex with a black man!  They immediately fired her ass along with the rest of her exposed body parts and said she was a “disgrace to her race.”

As soon as her terminated face appeared in the media, Germany’s large porn industry unanimously decided to boycott her for her political views. One industry leader said,  “She certainly has no chance of filming any more porn movies after her Nazi links were revealed. I personally advised the producers to keep her as far away as possible;  people like her need to be ignored by everyone.”

With few career choices left to her, Ms. Groll might consider a new position in human trafficking or lampshade manufacturing.

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‘Weed Card’ Garfunkel and Oates

Wednesday, April 20th, 2016

Pat Robertson said, “Gay marriage could lead to Sex With Ducks.”


Wednesday, April 20th, 2016