Archive for April 3rd, 2016

Puddles: Giant Sad Clown With The Golden Voice

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016

Puddles Pity Party

Postmodem Jukebox (My new favorite band!)



trump’s HUGE Campaign Announcement

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016

Time Waits For No Women

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016

I’m ‘on time’ more than most clocks you’ll ever own. One of the women with whom I lived, “D”, was late for everything – so she and I had to work something out. Our agreement was simple: she got to CHOOSE the time we left – and those who were in the car at that precise time, got to leave with the car. What could be more fair?

It was a steamy, mid-August afternoon – you almost had to push the air out of the way when you moved. D. and I had to attend some miserable, dress-up, outdoor function.  Halfway home she decided she needed to go to the grocery store for a few things.

“Oooooh,” I groaned.

“C’mon! It will only take a few minutes! We’ll use the ‘Car Leaves’ rule”.

The car clock read 2:45 pm.

“Just 15 minutes!” she said. “Departure time will be 3:00pm – promise!”  I leaned back and turned on the radio. Then, 2:50, 2:54. “Damn!” I thought, “I knew it!” 2:58 – 3:00pm. “OK, that’s it,” I said to myself. I backed out and started for the exit.

That’s when I saw her in the rear view mirror. She had a grocery bag in each hand and was running very well for a tall blond in heels. I had forgotten she was on the track team in high school. And she almost made it to the car!

The phone was ringing when I got home. I had a pretty good idea who it was.

D and I no longer live together.

Why are people late?

This Girl Drove Me Batty In High School

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016

bateyea                                                                                                                                                        Her name was Batina.  ‘Batina’ is the Greek Goddess of Cave Wall Drippings.


Batina patina:


Sexy Space

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016



Holy Space Shot!

Sunday, April 3rd, 2016


GIZMODO “Have you ever worried how real astronauts or cosmonauts can defend themselves or render harmless hostile life forms? What if an alien breaks into the International Space Station? Or a crew member loses his or her mind and goes berserk?”  Read more: