Archive for April, 2016

George Carlin Said It ALL

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

(Thanks, Quinn)

‘Hallelujah’ Puddles Pity Party

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

Full screen recommended.


‘The Hideous Sun Demon’ (1959)

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

‘The Hideous Sun Demon’


Breakthrough Special FX

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

“Meet my son, ‘Declipse,’” says Mr. Moon in the 1920’s.

Hollywood special effects:

Tanning Is Allowed In Prison …

Saturday, April 30th, 2016


… But The Tan Lines Are A Bitch.

Teresa Giudice tanning in prison:



Where Do We Draw The Tan-Line?

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

(1st appeared a few years ago) 

An emaciated anorexic looks in the mirror and really sees herself as fat. Her body’s not the problem of course – it’s her mind

Patricia Krentcil looks in the mirror and thinks she should be more tan.  Obviously her brain got baked in tanning salons because she’s as dark as a white girl is going to get.

There’s no law against being mentally ill – unless you endanger others.  Unfortunately, that’s what Ms. Krentcil did when she brought her six-year old daughter to the tanning salon.  The fair-skinned child got a minor sunburn.  When the police heard about it, they immediately arrested the Mom for child endangerment.

Ms. Krentcil said it was all a mistake and the girl didn’t even get in the tanning bed with her.  This might well be true (“Hey kid, you’re blocking my rays!”) but it certainly should be investigated.

It would be easy to jump on the woman’s case and say she’s a lousy mother – but that’s assuming she’s sane with a dark eccentricity.  I think it’s more likely Ms. Krentcil has some psychological problems which should be addressed immediately by mental health professionals.  And her 5-kids should stay in the dark until it’s all figured out.

Update- Drunk:

<> XL Cabaret on August 29, 2012 in New York City.

Anti-Tan Ads For Mayonnaise Faces

Saturday, April 30th, 2016

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Mayonnaise Faces:

Guess The Connection

Friday, April 29th, 2016


Jesus Dances In The Street

Friday, April 29th, 2016

Jesus dancing in the street:

Jesus dances:

‘Papa Hemmingway In Cuba’ (2016)

Friday, April 29th, 2016

Papa Hemingway in Cuba: