Archive for March 5th, 2016

‘Popeye’ (2016) SNEAK PEAK

Saturday, March 5th, 2016

Animated Popeye (2016) https://www.google.com/

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Cherish Your Moments Of Laughter

Saturday, March 5th, 2016

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The murderous, unwinnable Mideast wars grind on, most of our presidential candidates are complete jokes, the religious right continues to whine that we want to take away their rights, John Lennon is dead, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

When things are this dark, I try to think of some of the times in my life that got me crazy laughing, appropriately or not – and there are many.

Many years ago, I met a lady who was magazine-beautiful.  I regressed to my teen years as soon as I saw her.  I thought she was “special” – so OK, she turned me into an idiot.  After some dates, we passionately went to bed together.  And at the very moment they used  to  quaintly say “the two became one,” she softly whispered into my ear,

“Darling, remember I’m not on birth control.”

“S,” I whispered back, “remember I told you last week I had a vasectomy?”  She looked at me quizzically.

“Oh…..you’re the one?”

I tried not to laugh but couldn’t quite hold it in.  Things went quickly “south” after that.  You know how sometimes you try to hold laughter back but it just slips out?  That was me.

I believe laughter is better than sex most times.  Which was good for me that night because I enjoyed a lot of laughter and – little sex.

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Does a vasectomy hurt? https://www.google.com/

‘The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms’ (1953)

Saturday, March 5th, 2016

‘Beast From 20 000 Fathoms’ https://www.google.com/

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Nice Girls Don’t Fuck On The First Date

Saturday, March 5th, 2016

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How many dates before sex? www.google.com/