Archive for February 10th, 2016

Don’t Be An Ash-Hole Today

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

It would not be a good idea today to wipe that  unattractive smudge from your friend’s forehead. Today is Ash Wednesday – an important Holy Day for Catholics.

Of course, few Catholics remember why they get the smudge. I think it has something to do with the day America converted from coal to electricity,  or a remembrance of the day Tammi Faye Baker converted to Catholicism, or what you would look like after confessing to a mortal sin on Saturday afternoon, doing your penance – getting to third base with your girl Saturday night – then dying in a horrible car accident before you got to Communion Sunday morning. I forget – something like that.

Foreheads get a lot of play in different cultures.  Indians get color-coded dots – which is why we sensitively call them “dotheads.”  Muslims wrap them in turbans (“towelheads.”)  And there are a few which believe the forehead holds a “third eye.”  Holy optometrist!  OK – so I forgot the name of triple eyeballers.  Give me a break – I’m Italian! (slapping his forehead.)

Ash Wednesday:

Stupid Anti-Drug Ads

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

Stupid anti-drug ads:


Well how much do you normally pay?

My Cousin Vinnie (1992)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

My Cousin Vinnie:


Career Choice Without Work-Clothes Hassles

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

Webcam modeling, also known as “camming,” has become extremely popular in the adult industry in recent years. As technology gets better and more people have access to high speed internet, there are more and more horny men turning to cam girls to provide them with an experience they can’t get from just watching porn.”  Read more here:

Cam modeling:

Original Barbie Was A German Call Girl Doll

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016



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A Broken Heart Cake For Valentines Day

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016


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