Archive for December 22nd, 2015

My Favorite Cartoon

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

snowman-funeral

Creative snowmen ideas:  https://www.google.com/

don trump INSISTS he invented the wheel …

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

wheel-gif… and many of his supporters say they saw him do it.

Who are trump supporters? (don’t worry, they won’t be able to read this) https://www.google.com/

Good Advice

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

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don trump updates:  https://www.google.com/

The ‘Jingle Bell Cyst’

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015
"You'll just feel a little prick."

                      “You’ll just feel a little prick.”

My friend Christine, a beautiful dancer, developed an ovarian cyst one Christmas and had to go to the Emergency room.  She said she was  never treated as disrespectfully at any medical facility in her life. Chris believes men “examined”  her who might not even have been doctors! I put new lyrics to a traditional song to commemorate this memorable occasion.

(Sung loudly to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

Everyone gets to look,
the Doctor let’s them see.
The nurse wants a little nook,
then the lab guy winks at me!

Here comes the lunchroom crew,
plus the guard guy from the door.
They want a better view,
and they start to clap for more.

Oh, got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

A guy feels up my breasts,
looking for lumps to treat.
He wants to run some tests,
but he walked in off the street!

They think that we’re all tarts
Doc’s wearing a big grin.
He’s pointing out my parts,
and Y-News is looking in!

(Chorus) Oh, got a cyst,
got a cyst, on my ovary.
Now my legs are spread apart,
in Emergency.

If you get a goddam cyst,
and the county pays your bills,
don’t think that you’ll be missed,
run like hell for the hills!

It all seems kind of shady;
they don’t really care for you.
They just want a pretty lady –
and her ‘womb with a view’.

(Chorus) Hey! got a cyst, got a cyst, on my ovary.

Now my legs are wide apart in Emergency.

Impersonating a Doctor:  https://www.google.com/

The Short Way Down

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

This was a sunset with neat clouds from my last apartment on the 15th floor.  I now live on the 18th floor in a different building.  I like to be high.  I lived on the 41st floor in Manhattan and people were amazed.  But it really doesn’t matter much after the 7th floor.

If you take the short way down from the 7th floor or the 107th floor, no one should expect you for Christmas dinner.

More terrace pictures?   https://presentationsunplugged.com/blog/?s=enlarge