Archive for December 8th, 2015

Trump Supporters Special:

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

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Trump hate speech:

Where Do You Think You’re Going ?!?

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015


Irish Newscaster Freaks Over Flood

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

Teresa Mannion:

Thanks, Distractify

A Teresa Mannion impersonator:

Muhammad Ali On Broadway 1969

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015


‘The Greatest’ On Broadway:

Thank you Messy Nessy Chic

Muhammad Ali Today

                   Muhammad Ali Today

Nina Conti – Best Ventriloquist

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

Best women ventriloquists:

Get Your Hand Out Of My Dress!

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

(And what in the world is she doing with her other hand?)

Best Lesbian Ventriloquists:




Politically Incorrect Times-2

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

A ventriloquist was going through his routine and did a few bits about blondes. He told two blonde jokes and started a third when a well-dressed blond stood up and loudly said, “Hold it right there, Mister!”

“I’m tired of hearing blond jokes!  We have feelings too, you know!  We’re not dumb – we’re not stupid!  When you stereotype us, you …”

The ventriloquist was shocked!  “I’m sorry, Miss;  I …”

She stopped him..

“Keep out of it, Buddy!  I was talking to the little jerk on your lap!”

Best blond jokes:

Teen Age Angst

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

I stumbled across a blog full of GIF’s (those short movies seen here frequently) which features young anger, depression, anxiety, isolation, loneliness, and pain. Yikes!  No wonder the little ‘hormones on legs’ can’t get off their phones.  They’re commiserating with each other to bond their misery. Happy with life?  This blog should dramatically cure that.

Experience it here: