Archive for December 7th, 2015

The Hayseed, Wahoo, And Chipmunk Vote

Monday, December 7th, 2015


The news media is whipping everyone into a froth over the early Republican primaries in Iowa, South Carolina, and New Hampshire.  They’ve got a lot of hours to fill and unless there’s a major – or made-up – crisis, they don’t have much to say. 

In reality most Americans don’t care about these 3-states.  They surely couldn’t find them on a map and would find it impossible to name their state capitols.  They have a combined total of 19-electoral votes.  It takes 270- to win the presidency.  For comparison, New York, California, and Texas (Remember all those Hispanics Trump doesn’t like?)  have 120-votes – that’s almost 1/2 of the whole shebang. (See the electoral chart above.)

So the next time a news muse is chirping over trump’s “amazing” lead in early primaries, change the channel.  It’s as important as a fart in a firestorm. Sorry – no one is going to see Melania do a nude photo spread on the White House steps.

Electoral votes:


No Fakin’- Bacon

Monday, December 7th, 2015

Bacon Gum:


Bacon Toothpaste:


Bacon Lip Balm:

Their Future Doesn’t Look So Bright Either

Monday, December 7th, 2015


Oz Sobriety Test

Monday, December 7th, 2015


Your rights at a sobriety checkpoint:

Dan And The Necrophiliac

Monday, December 7th, 2015

Puppets Who Kill: Dan and the Necrophiliac – watch more funny videos


Chill Before Serving.

   Chill Before Serving.