Archive for December 4th, 2015

No … DIS-mount!

Friday, December 4th, 2015

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Sexual mounting:  https://www.google.com/

Never Reject A Sculptor Who Loves You

Friday, December 4th, 2015

The Ellis County Courthouse in Waxahachie, Texas is said to be the most beautiful in the state. The red Italian granite and sandstone structure was built in 1894 at a cost of $175,000. It’s Romanesque style featured many turrets and gargoyles sculpted by Harry Hurley from Italy (he may have changed his name.)

In the early stages of his work, Mr. Hurley fell in love with a beautiful local girl named Mabel Frame who would have nothing to do with him. To show his love, he immortalized her face in red granite.  As he sculpted more gargoyles, she rejected him even more and his bitterness began to show in his work. His carvings gradually became ugly faces of his desired lover – the last one featuring wild hair, jagged teeth, and eyes of the tortured insane.                                                                                                            168b70d6-5eeb-43fc-a840-f983f09cca891-150x150Many months later, a monument was erected to honor the county’s Confederate’s war dead.  The statue, however, focused attention on an unsculpted part of the courthouse. Hurley volunteered to sculpt one last image to fill the vacant spot high on one of the turrets.

The carved image? The likeness of a vagina – Hurley’s final tribute to Mabel Frame.

Ellis County Courthouse pictures: https://www.google.com/

Cheating Husbands

Friday, December 4th, 2015

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Cheating Husbands:  https://www.google.com/

Cheating Husband memes:  https://www.google.com/

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Don’t Touch Hilly’s Dinghy

Friday, December 4th, 2015

Recycled from 2012

While Hillary Clinton was in Mexico last weekend for the G20 summit, she went whale watching. One of the huge creatures actually bumped into her boat!

When the captain yelled, “Thar she blows!”, Hillary said, “Monica Lewinsky is here?”

Monica Lewinsky today:  https://www.google.com/

 

To ‘B’ Or Not To ‘B’

Friday, December 4th, 2015

What is a “B” movie?  https://www.google.com/

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Windows 10 Must REALLY Suck!

Friday, December 4th, 2015

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In 30-years of being on the internet, I have never been subjected to the aggressive spamming  I’m suffering from Microsoft pushing Windows 10.  This pop-up GIVING IT AWAY appears at least a dozen times per day from start up to shut down. The program must really suck if they have to push it this hard.  I DON’T WANT IT!  I’m perfectly content with Windows 7 – Professional and I don’t wish to change.

Here’s a link to block this pop-up but the solutions are difficult and involve rewriting code in the registry (whatever the fuck that is.)  I’ll ride it out for now but Microsoft should know every time it pops up I curse its fucking name.  If you have a simpler solution, please write me: fpaolo1@rochester.rr.com.  Thanks.

Blocking Windows 10 Pop-Ups:  https://www.google.com/

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