Archive for December 1st, 2015

Hey – It’s In The Bible – It MUST Be True!

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

Christian pastor wants all gays executed:  https://www.google.com/

The next time you hear the whine “Christianity is being attacked in America,” please remember this Christian hater.  He ranks right down there with the assholes from the Westboro Baptist Church proving religious freedom is up and thriving in America.  May it always be so!

Presidential candidates who stand with gay hatred: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/

Leave a message for Pastor Hate at his church:  (602) 456-1049

Thanks, Distractify

Sorry Grandma – I Used Sauce Out Of A Jar

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

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Best sauce in the jar:  https://www.google.com/

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“Are You Sure We Included The Clause …

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

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… allowing America to choose the government of any country in the world?”

When it comes to toppling dictatorships we don’t like (as opposed to those we DO like – like Saudi Arabia, etc.) the US is the hands-down, unarguable champ of all time. Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, are now in utter chaos because we decided they had horrible dictators who had to go.  We also had our puppets backstage ready to take over and start kissing our red, white, and blue ass. 

Unfortunately Arabs just didn’t go along with our program and a worse monster, ISIS, popped up. Now other countries like Russia want to join us in a coalition to destroy ISIS.

“Naaaww,” we say, “we want to kill Assad of Syria FIRST (or at least NEXT.)  Fuck our Constitution (which prohibits us from interfering in the affairs of other countries.”)

Which is a greater threat to the US – Syria or ISIS??????????????????

America has a drug problem:  arrogant interventionist addiction.  Prognosis: poor.

‘The Ping Pong Match’ WC Fields

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

WC Fields:  https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=WC+Fields

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The Big Short (2015) Trailer +

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

The Big Short:  https://www.google.com/

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‘Network’ (1976) Trailer + Rant

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

‘I’m Mad As Hell!’ rant:  https://www.youtube.com/

‘Network’  https://www.google.com/

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