Archive for November 23rd, 2015

Stand Up For Our Ideals, America!

Monday, November 23rd, 2015



The New McCarthyism:

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Time For Creativity

Monday, November 23rd, 2015


Creative clocks:


‘Tarzan and the Slave Girl’ (1950) Preview

Monday, November 23rd, 2015

‘Tarzan and the Slave Girl’



That’s All There Is – There Ain’t No More

Monday, November 23rd, 2015


Miley Cyrus was tired of people leaking her nude photos.  So instead of teasing, the woman put it all out there and said, “You want to see it?  Here it is.  Now what?”

I think she has a beautiful, fit body.  I’m just sorry she thought she could improve it with a collection of tramp stamps.

Miley’s newest nudes:

Not Out Of The Bushes Yet

Monday, November 23rd, 2015


(I thought W was the drunk one.)

As his presidential hopes continue to crash, an increasingly desperate Jeb Bush said we should give priority to Christian refugees. The Statue of Liberty threw up and the Constitution just crumbled up and blew away.

Bush’s campaign tanking:

Thanksgiving Is A Turkey

Monday, November 23rd, 2015
"We'll trade you that drumstick for a 1000-chips at your new casino."

“We’ll trade you that drumstick for a 1000-chips at your new casino.”

Ah, Thanksgiving – the Great American Pig-Out. A holiday devoted to unabashed gluttony. Which is kind of funny in America.

Why a nation founded by religious Puritans, Pilgrims, and Prigs would choose one of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS as a way to celebrate is a little strange. Also, turkeys are a meat entree no one would choose if the menu included steaks, chops, and shrimp. Tradition always demands unthinking, repetitive rituals which prohibit creativity and originality.

So I came up with an idea to make us appear less mindlessly traditional and hypocritical.

For a national holiday, maybe we could change it up a bit featuring a different deadly sin every year. I went through the list of the others – greed, sloth, wrath, lust, envy, and pride – and I have a personal favorite for next year’s star sin: lust.

Lust has kind of a bad reputation in America but that’s why it needs a national holiday.  How would we celebrate it?  The possibilities are endless but I haven’t worked out all the details yet.

Next year on Thanksgiving would you rather be hungry – or horny?  Wait! This is America – let’s celebrate both!

10-non-traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving: