Archive for November 21st, 2015

The Dumbest Terrorist In Syria

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

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Shaif Hirboush (pronounced: SHAVE her-BUSH) is a Syrian terrorist.  He wants to come to the US to “kill infidels.” Unfortunately for him, he chose the proposed US-Syrian refugee route. Shaif was immediately rejected as are 9- out of 10- applicants. Even if he had somehow beaten all odds and the 2-year-vetting process, he would sorely stick out since most of the refugees are widows and orphans.

When asked about Sharif, an ISIS spokesman rolled his eyes and shook his head.

“What an asshole!” he said. “We told that stupid camel-fucker we could get him into America across thousands of miles of open borders.  We could fly him in from Europe with no visa required. He could go to Canada from any country in the world and walk across the pedestrian bridge from Niagara Falls!  But nooo – the dumb fuck gave his name to the Americans to get in the refugee program.  What the hell did he think would happen?  He stood out like a ham sandwich at a Muslim sheep roast!”

“The only people dumber than Shaif are the Americans who fear the refugee program. Do they really think terrorists are young kids and old ladies?”

Syrian refugee program:  https://www.google.com/

When It’s Planned, It’s Beautiful

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

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Stages of pregnancy:  https://www.google.com/

Take My Wife … Please!

Saturday, November 21st, 2015
"Pssst ...who's the after-dinner speaker?"

     “Pssst …who’s the after-dinner speaker?”

Was Jesus married? There were some rumors swirling around a few years ago but a Church spokesperson was quoted as saying, “Maybe – but don’t get any ideas about ordaining women, buddy.”

The Bible doesn’t really say anything one way or the other about Jesus’ wife but this certainly brings up a lot of questions. For example, how did the woman get along with her Father-in-law? Did the Christs ever argue or send Christmas cards? Did they have cute nicknames for each other?

Anyway, all this started with a Harvard Divinity School professor. She (well, of course it was a ‘she’) was given a piece of ancient paper written in Coptic (Egyptian Christian.) She’s calling it “The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife.” In her interpretation, Jesus  talks about a woman and refers to her as his wife – not “My Better Half” nor “My Ball and Chain” nor “My Old Lady” – his WIFE.

Of course this is going to rankle fundamentalist Christians who don’t like to hear “their” Bible questioned. I think they should be happy.  Many people, including the guy who cuts my hair, believe Jesus was gay.

Was Jesus married?  https://www.google.com/

 

‘The Lineup’ (1958) Trailer

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

‘The Lineup’  https://www.google.com/

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Rousey vs. Holm

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

Holly Holm was a 14-1 underdog against the fierce, trash-talking Rousey.

Ronda Rousey knockout:  https://www.google.com/

Syrian Refugees?

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

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She might as well be a stone-cold stripper because her words are just bullshit to America.

-Inscription on the Statue of Liberty-

Give me your tired, your poor,
 Your huddled masses, yearning to breath free,
 The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
 Send these, the homeless, tempest tost to me,
 I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

Syrian refugee facts:  https://www.google.com/

I Love It!

Saturday, November 21st, 2015

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The renovation of the old Midtown Tower is almost done.  They’ve added this brilliant, roof light which is super cool.

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I think it adds a lot to Rochester’s skyline.