Archive for September 15th, 2015

Chill Out, Donny

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

donald-trump Everybody’s taking Donald Trump too seriously.  He’s right when he says the other Republican candidates are afraid of him. Ironically, the only one who has any balls is Carly Fiorini.

A good example of their fear is how they address him.  “Mr. Trump … Mr. Trump,” they bleat.  Mr. Trump, MY ASS! He calls other candidates “Jeb,” “Ben,” “Hillary” – and they still call him “Mr. Trump” or “Donald Trump” like he’s some awe-inspiring, historical figure. 

What horseshit!  With a smile on my face I’d call him “Don” or even “Donny Trump” if he was talking shit about me.  He’s the only one having a good time in this race and it shows. If I were running, I’d have a good time too.  The guy has a massive ego and is thin-skinned – what a target! 

The problem is many Americans really believe he can build a 2,000-mile wall under which El Chapo couldn’t tunnel.  Or deport 11-million immigrants – kids and all. Or bomb the hell out of the Mideast and watch Russia and China sit idly by. Of course they believe anything they see on TV and that’s where they first saw him.

Here in the real world, Donny Trump’s not going to be President.  He won’t even get all the votes from the people who stole towels from him all those years – like me.

Stealing Hotel Towels:

Topless Protestors Stop Muslim Conference

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

Members of FEMEN, an extreme feminist group, took over the stage at a recent conference in Paris. The imans were lecturing on “Koran teachings” of how and when to beat wives. The protestors were roughly taken off the stage and reportedly kicked and beaten. The world saw the women had bigger balls than the imans.


‘Sicario’ (2015) Trailer

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015



Famous Italian Chef Dies

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015




Italian stereotypes (Mingia!)


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Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

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Rasist jokes (I guess racists can’t spell) – WARNING:OFFENSIVE: