Archive for August 30th, 2015

Mr. Holmes (2015) Trailer

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Mr. Holmes:


1- Year Ago, Obama Said He Didn’t Have A Plan

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

He was telling the truth.

My plan?  Get the fuck out NOW!  These people have been killing themselves for thousands of years over religious horseshit.  Does anyone still believe we can stop them? 

And all you people who love Obama and Hilly?  Please have them wash their bloody hands before they shake yours.

Why ISIS will win:

Little Tony Meloni

Sunday, August 30th, 2015



Kids in melon costumes:

Her Politics Suck Too

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Now nobody wants Nazi-Porn Star Ina Groll. Ms. Groll, 28, was a spokeswoman for the National Democratic Party of Germany – a racist, Neo-Nazi, political group.  A few of the boys went to see her latest release, ‘Kitty Discovers Sperm,’ and were shocked to see her on screen having sex with a black man!  They immediately fired her ass along with the rest of her exposed body parts and said she was a “disgrace to her race.”

As soon as her terminated face appeared in the media, Germany’s large porn industry unanimously decided to boycott her for her political views. One industry leader said,  “She certainly has no chance of filming any more porn movies after her Nazi links were revealed. I personally advised the producers to keep her as far away as possible;  people like her need to be ignored by everyone.”

With few career choices left to her, Ms. Groll might consider a new position in human trafficking or lampshade manufacturing.

Ina Groll today:

Ina Groll pictures:

“Let’s Crawl Like The Kid”

Sunday, August 30th, 2015


Do dogs mimic human behavior?

Missing Link Discovered?

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Adam & Eve Family Threatens Lawsuit

(ETHIOPIA) 47-million year old quirki twerkylios nicknamed “Cutie” (from the initials QT) may end forever the eternal debate of creation vs. evolution in religion and science. The fossilized skeleton was discovered under a rock piano deep inside an ancient dive, a bone-like cigar still in her mouth.

Immediately descendants of Adam and Eve promised legal action against the anthropologists for “misrepresentation,” and “using pseudo science to curtail our freedom of pseudo-religion.”

I’m so tired of hearing the eternal debate over ‘evolution vs. creationism,’ I’m about to go to the zoo and boo the monkeys.  Really – WTF cares?

When I was in the 5th or 6th grade, I tried to derail the boring religious education class we were forced to attend with a discussion about evolution.  The nun stopped me mid-sentence …

“Look, we (I assume she meant Catholics) don’t care if life was from something that crawled out of the slime or some monkey’s uncle.  Whatever it was, God started life – and that’s all there is to that.”

Missing link discovered?