Archive for August 27th, 2015

America’s Gift To Pope Francis – 2015 Tour

Thursday, August 27th, 2015


Nothing says ‘America’ to the world like guns. Bombs are probably #1 but they’re difficult to carry and hold up in welcoming ceremonies. A gold-plated, pearl-handle Smith and Wesson revolver is the perfect gift for the Pope. It’s memorable, blends beautifully with Vatican decor, is practical, and an inspiring symbol of our country.  And it’s almost certain he doesn’t have one now.

Of course he’d have to register it – but his background check could be expedited assuming he doesn’t have any prior felonies. Character references? The man has them up the gazoo! Even though I’m a recovering Catholic, I’d vouch for the guy.

Anyway, we’ve given the Pope crummy gifts before – click the link. This time let’s give the Pontiff a gift of which we’re proud and one that has a distinctive American flavor.


Crummy, American Pope gifts:

Mr. Almost Cool

Thursday, August 27th, 2015


How to be cool:

Winter Morning

Thursday, August 27th, 2015


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Today Is Not National Topless Day

Thursday, August 27th, 2015

National Topless Day:

Summer Sunset

Thursday, August 27th, 2015


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‘Black Mass’ (2015) Trailer

Thursday, August 27th, 2015

Black Mass: