Archive for August 21st, 2015

If We Stuff 200-Illegals In Each Cattle Car …

Friday, August 21st, 2015

Donald Trump

… and each train has 50 cars, that’s 10,000 aliens per trip.  It would only take us one-thousand, one hundred trips to deport 11-million of them.  Let’s make America great again!


Jewish relocation:


Friday, August 21st, 2015


Stock Market’s Tripping!

Friday, August 21st, 2015



Joe Biden ‘Shotgun’ Flying Robots

Friday, August 21st, 2015

Joe Biden on gun control:

The Quotable Jean Harlow

Friday, August 21st, 2015


Jean Harlow Quotes:

Like Godfather, Like Godson

Friday, August 21st, 2015


Make A Zombie (Part l)

Friday, August 21st, 2015

Wikipedia “The Zombie, is a cocktail made of fruit juices, liqueurs, and various rums. It first appeared in late 1934, invented by Donn Beach of Hollywood’s Don the Beachcomber restaurant. It was popularized soon afterwards at the 1939 New York World’s Fair.

Main alcohol: Brandy, Rum

Ingredients: 1/2 part 151-proof rum, 1 part Golden rum, More

Preparation: Mix ingredients other than the 151 in a shaker with ice. Pour into glass and top with the high-proof rum.

Served: On the rocks; poured over ice

Standard garnish: Cherry

Drinkware: Zombie glass”

Make a Zombie:

Make A Zombie (Part ll)

Friday, August 21st, 2015

It isn’t easy making someone into a zombie.

Fortunately Haiti, the only Central American country which hasn’t yet figured out how to grow drugs, gives us the answer: Voodoo. Unfortunately, you can’t make a zombie if he’s already dead despite what you see in the movies.  However, you must make people BELIEVE the person is dead or the whole thing kind of loses its charm.

Zombies are created using a complex concoction of chemicals and oxygen deprivation which cause brain damage and some other unpleasant side effects.  Witch doctors have somehow discovered you can mix tetrodoxin, and bufo marinus fluid, with datura stramonium into a real strange brew which causes nerve paralysis.

After the intended zombie-to-be drinks a few glasses, you stuff him into a coffin and pronounce him ‘dead’. Later, the funeral party buries him while you throw around a few fish bones and beads and sing the high parts of ‘MacArthur Park’ (“left the cake out in the rain”.)

When the mourners finally leave, you dig up the near-dead dolt and see if he can walk without falling.  Remember: he isn’t auditioning for a part in ‘River Dance’ here – just about any stumbling attempt will do. A few can make it, but most can’t because the drugs killed them or they were asphyxiated in their coffins.

Actually, you’re OK either way.  If the guy dies, you rebury him and he’s just where the funeral left him.  However, if you’re able to get him to lurch back into town, people will say you can raise the dead and give you a lifetime position as head witch doctor and 72-virgins.


Zombies Chasing Batman & Robin

Friday, August 21st, 2015


‘Time Of The Season’ (1968) Zombies

Friday, August 21st, 2015

The Zombies: