Archive for August 19th, 2015

‘Walk Off The Earth’ (2015) Little Boxes

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

 Woman finds tiny man in little box (strange) I can’t translate all of it but I think he’s saying they should get it on because ‘size doesn’t matter.’  She agrees: https://www.youtube.com/

Bless Me Father For I Have Sneezed

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015
I could skip the confession but I'd love that shirt back.

I could skip the confession but I’d love that shirt back.

“Bless me Father for I have sinned. Uh, maybe we’d better start on the small ones first. I’ve had some bad thoughts since my last confession. I’d kinda like to go in reverse, chronological order here – is that OK, Father? Thanks.

I got on the elevator this morning with a big basket of laundry and the bottle of detergent teetering on top. I hate doing laundry so I’m not in a real great mood anyway. The laundry and I are taking an elevator ride down to the ‘machines ‘o wash’ when we stop at one of the nether floors and this doofy guy gets in. He looks at me, then down at my laundry and soap, then back at me and says, “Gonna do laundry?” Now Father, I know ‘God works in mysterious ways’ – why he would put GOAT BRAINS in anyone’s head is beyond me.

And right away some wise-ass answers popped into my head. I was tempted (and may I have the confession transcript underline the word ‘tempted’ here? Thanks, Father.) I was tempted to say, “Nah, the dirty shirts and shorts were getting bored in the closet so I thought I’d take them for a walk in the park.” Or, “Noooo. It’s my birthday and my dirty clothes are bringing me down to the lounge for cake and soda.”

But I fought it, Father! I think that should be noted here. What I did was, I tried to copy the nitwit’s dumb smile, nodded my head, and then said, “Heh, heh. Yup – laundry.” He nodded back in profound understanding.

So Father, I know mean, sarcastic thoughts are a sin – a venal sin, I might add. But since I fought them back and rolled around on this guy’s level, I think we could drop it down to a ‘Venal – 3rd-Degree ‘ – is that OK, Father? Maybe even ‘Venal -4th’ with an extra ‘Hail Mary’ on top…. OK, Father?…… Father?”

Catholics and confession:  https://www.google.com

Lady Gaga Nude Yogaga

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

Lady Gaga Yoga: https://www.google.com/

GREETINGS From Rochester, New York

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

blue clouds

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Push My Buttons

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

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