Archive for August 14th, 2015

WAKE UP!

Friday, August 14th, 2015

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Are there really day people and night people? https://www.google.com/

Thinking For Dummies

Friday, August 14th, 2015

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Thinking isn’t too hard once you get the hang of it.  But most people meander through their mediocre lives seemingly oblivious to the fact that this isn’t a dress rehearsal – this is it. The worst part about thinking is you can think too much and goof up your day.

Like PIN numbers.  Every time I use my ATM card, the machine asks for my pin number.  When I type in the four digits, it shows “XXXX” and then asks “Is this your pin number?”

Well of course XXXX isn’t my pin number but if I press “no” I’ve got to start all over again. And I must keep inserting my card until I answer “Yes”.  In other words, I’ve got to lie to the damn ATM  to get my own money on which I’ll be charged a hefty fee plus an additional fee by my bank because I didn’t use their inconvenient ATM.

Once I walked up to my bank’s ATM and inserted my card.  When it asked for my pin number,  I typed “XXXX”.  The friggin’ machine shot out my card so fast I thought it would hit the ground.

People are as boring with their pin numbers as they are in their lives.  A recent poll showed about 1/3 of all adults use: 1-2-3-4-5, or a-b-c-d-e  or some derivation of those.  I guess they think they can remember those but since they don’t have much else about which to think, they should make a little more effort not to be such dullards.

Are you boring?  https://www.google.com/

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Screen Queen

Friday, August 14th, 2015

OK, I admit it – I used to be a dull screen guy.  I used to have a computer desktop that was solid, slate gray.  It was up for over a year – I never even thought about it!  But I finally realized the comfortable, mediocre rut in which I was crawling.  My life CHANGED when I put up one of my own new pictures, Hallejuhla!

Look at your computer screen right now.  What is it?  A picture of your kids?  Nice (BORING!).  Flowers?  Pretty (Pretty BORING!)  Wild animals?  (Wildly BORING!)  Wild animals eating your kids in the flowers?  Hmmmm.  You’ve got potential!

Crawl out of your dull, mediocre morass right now and change the damn screen!  Put up something that would be embarrassing if your Mother saw it.

Interesting Desktop backgrounds:  https://www.google.com/

‘Barbarella’ (1968) Trailer

Friday, August 14th, 2015

Do you like movie trailers?  Type ‘trailer’ into my Search box.  There are 191 on this blog.

Rick Astley For President

Friday, August 14th, 2015

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Rick Astley:  https://www.google.com/