Archive for August 2nd, 2015

Tattoos They’ll Regret The Most

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

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Thanks Distractify

Regrettable tattoos:  https://www.distractify.com/

‘Many Ways To Sin’ (1960) Trailer

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

Many Ways To Sin:  https://www.google.com/

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787-9 Jet Takes Off Like A Helicopter

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

787-9 Takeoff:  https://www.google.com/

Relationship Deal Breakers

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

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Worst relationship deal breakers: https://www.google.com/

T-Shirt Hell

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

“WHERE ALL THE BAD SHIRTS GO”

Warning: This is an adults only, low consciousness, often offensive, website.  You have been warned.

https://www.tshirthell.com/

“When We Left The White House …

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

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… We Were Nearly Broke.”

Since 2007, Hill & Bill made over $140,000,000 in personal income.  Much of it was earned legally.

Hilly’s disclosures:  https://www.google.com/

Is Jesus On Your Floor?

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

“Our Values Are Just Your Style”

Every time I see a commercial for this store, I want to throw up on the floor.  The business is so successful in my city, it’s opened up a second location.

Using Jesus to sell products: https://www.google.com/

God’s Dating Service

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015

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Do You Know God Has A Soul Mate Picked Out For You?

We already know He has your home’s floor covered (a sole-mate, so to speak.)  You can find it at Christian Flooring – “Our Values Are Just Your Style.” See “Is Jesus On Your Floor?” above.

But what about you?  Single, lonely, tired of guys who think you owe them a box lunch just because they took you out for dinner?  Do you feel your heart is broken and your liver isn’t far behind from too many singles bars?  Wouldn’t you like to find a man who speaks in tongues rather than the ones who just want to wrestle yours?

Isn’t it time you turned the other cheek towards a man who’ll meet you for Church Sunday morning – instead of crawling over the sleeping slob in boxer shorts whose name you can’t even remember?

This is the right place, Mary Magdalene! You can meet the man whom the REAL MAN upstairs – wants to be your man.

ACT NOW AND WE’LL INCLUDE SOME CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES like:

• “Wasn’t I kneeling in front of you last Sunday?”

• “Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

• “I’ll bet you could turn my water into wine!”  and many, many more.

Christian dating sites:  https://www.google.com/