Archive for July, 2015

Cups Of Hypocrisy

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

Are you a junkie?

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Is coffee a drug?

No Coffee, Thanks. I’ll Take Gargling Oil

Thursday, July 30th, 2015


Gargling oil:

‘Date And Switch’ (2015) Trailer

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

‘Date and Switch’:



Cheaters DO Win!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015



NFL cheating updates:

Dusty Wasn’t Sure

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

If you lived through the ’60’s, you remember legendary British pop-singer Dusty Springfield. Although most fans never thought about it at the time, Dusty couldn’t decide if she was straight or gay.  That’s why this song had such significance for her.

Dusty singing “How Can I Be Sure?” here.

On March 2, 1999, Dusty died of breast cancer at 60 years old.  She had been scheduled to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just two weeks later. At the ceremony, her friend Elton John said, “I’m biased but I just think she was the greatest white singer there ever has been … Every song she sang, she claimed as her own.”

Drew Cherrymore

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015


Drew Barrymore today:

Not-So-Great Internet Dating

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

Dear Honeydipcherrysuckle,

I saw your photo on Facebook and thought I ‘d write. You are one good looking woman! I don’t have my picture up yet because I’m waiting for my newest ones from a photographer because I’m a male model (but ALL man!)  I’m 6-feet tall and weigh 185-pounds.  My interests are running, weightlifting, and tennis.

I’m looking for an honest, sincere, 1-man woman to share my life with.  I’m rich.

Please write,


Dear IronNuts

I’m sorry I’m late in responding.  I’m a fashion model and the shoot ran overtime.  Honesty is my number one priority so I’ll be honest with you.  That picture you saw of me was not really me.  It was my older sister and although she is pretty,  everyone says I’m much prettier and have a better body.  The family resemblance is strong however.

When can we meet?  It doesn’t have to be here – maybe we could meet at your place?  I have this great psychic bond with you already.  It’s almost like we’re two peas in a pod! And I love to shuck pods (if you know what I mean).  Write back soon!


(PS  I’m not sending my picture yet because I want to send you the ones taken today.  They’re nudes so I hope you don’t get offended – hee, hee.)

The worst internet dating stories:

‘The Black Lash’ (1952) Trailer

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

Lash LaRue:


‘Harry Met Sally’ Orgasm Scene Prank

Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

The story behind the prank:

US Dentist With Small Penis Kills Big Game

Tuesday, July 28th, 2015


Walter Palmer, 55, an American dentist from Minnesota, illegally baited, shot, skinned and beheaded a beloved, majestic lion known as “Cecil” during a Zimbabwe safari. The lion was protected in Hwange National Park but was lured onto private land and then shot with a bow and arrow.  Only wounded, the 13-year old lion was stalked for 40-hours and then killed with a rifle. Palmer is known for paying large amounts of money for licenses to massacre these wild creatures.


I’ve always believed hunters have trouble with their masculinity. That surge of power when they kill a living being reassures them that they’re as macho as the next guy despite what group showers show them.


That countries like Zimbabe continue to sell licenses to wealthy hunters is almost beyond belief.  How much revenue could these sales possibly generate? Perhaps Zimbabe could dress natives as head hunters for tourist selfies to sell instead of trophy-head permits.


US Dentist kills “Cecil”:

Thrill Killing Is Fun!