Archive for July 30th, 2015

Blue Moon Confusion

Thursday, July 30th, 2015


“Blue moons” occur when there are two full moons in one month.  This year there seems to be some confusion if the second moon is officially tonight or tomorrow night.  Technically it’s neither.

I called Kevin Williams, Chief Meteorologist of WHEC-TV, our NBC affiliate.  He told me the second full moon will rise at 4:00 AM tomorrow morning.  I didn’t even know the moon rose in the morning.  It doesn’t in my neighborhood but then again, I might not have been paying attention.  Kevin was very nice and didn’t make me feel like a nitwit – much.

BTW – the “blue” moon isn’t really blue.  Any really blue moon pictures you see are fakes.  Actually I’m kind of sorry I brought the whole thing up.

Cara Delevingne’s Time Of The Month

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

Who is Cara Delevingne?

What Is It About Presidents Dancing In Africa?

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

Cups Of Hypocrisy

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

Are you a junkie?

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Is coffee a drug?

No Coffee, Thanks. I’ll Take Gargling Oil

Thursday, July 30th, 2015


Gargling oil:

‘Date And Switch’ (2015) Trailer

Thursday, July 30th, 2015

‘Date and Switch’: