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If you lived through the ’60’s, you remember legendary British pop-singer Dusty Springfield. Although most fans never thought about it at the time, Dusty couldn’t decide if she was straight or gay.  That’s why this song had such significance for her.

Dusty singing “How Can I Be Sure?” here.

On March 2, 1999, Dusty died of breast cancer at 60 years old.  She had been scheduled to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just two weeks later. At the ceremony, her friend Elton John said, “I’m biased but I just think she was the greatest white singer there ever has been … Every song she sang, she claimed as her own.”

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Dear Honeydipcherrysuckle,

I saw your photo on Facebook and thought I ‘d write. You are one good looking woman! I don’t have my picture up yet because I’m waiting for my newest ones from a photographer because I’m a male model (but ALL man!)  I’m 6-feet tall and weigh 185-pounds.  My interests are running, weightlifting, and tennis.

I’m looking for an honest, sincere, 1-man woman to share my life with.  I’m rich.

Please write,

Love,
IronNuts

Dear IronNuts

I’m sorry I’m late in responding.  I’m a fashion model and the shoot ran overtime.  Honesty is my number one priority so I’ll be honest with you.  That picture you saw of me was not really me.  It was my older sister and although she is pretty,  everyone says I’m much prettier and have a better body.  The family resemblance is strong however.

When can we meet?  It doesn’t have to be here – maybe we could meet at your place?  I have this great psychic bond with you already.  It’s almost like we’re two peas in a pod! And I love to shuck pods (if you know what I mean).  Write back soon!

Love,
Honeydipcherrysuckle

(PS  I’m not sending my picture yet because I want to send you the ones taken today.  They’re nudes so I hope you don’t get offended – hee, hee.)

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