Archive for July 11th, 2015

You’re Going To Marry WHO?

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

OK, Mr. Fink or Ms. Hooker, you’ve lived your whole life with mean people mocking your silly name. Really – what could you do? If Mom and Dad were too proud or too dumb to change it before you were born, you went through grade after grade with kids laughing their asses off whenever your name was called – which probably was every day during ‘attendance.’

So you finally got out from under their cloud and started dating. If you were at least semi-intelligent and sober, wouldn’t you RUN from any potential mate who could make your goofy name sound even funnier than it did at roll call? And, despite all of this, some of you stubbornly insisted on HYPHENATING your names even though you must have known you would be rolling laugh riots to everyone you met.

Here are some engagement announcements. If these people even THINK about a hyphenated last name, you’ll know their combined IQ score could be beaten by any can of peas.

Unusual last names:

Hmmm …

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

maple syrup

(You really should study the picture before using the syrup.)

Vermont Maple Syrup Grades:

Down On Veggie Chips

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

down on

Veggie potato chips:

Is It A Crime To Be A Nitwit?

Saturday, July 11th, 2015


It was 2:00 AM (hint, hint) on the Fourth of July last year at Henrietta Hots, a local diner.  Ryan Conklin and his friend went in to get some food and noticed three Monroe County Sheriffs munching burgers together on their break.  Ryan didn’t think it a good idea that all three men should be off-duty at the same time and proceeded to loudly tell them so.  At first the deputies ignored him and then told him to go away – several times.  

But Ryan somehow thought provoking law enforcement officers with an instant performance evaluation was a good idea and suggested they stagger their dinner shifts.  Some testosterone was thrown back and forth, a confrontation ensued, and then Ryan was arrested. At first he resisted arrest but that turned out to be another bad idea. 

Conklin is now saying the police assaulted him and will likely sue.  The police charged him with disorderly conduct.  Stay tuned.

Full arrest video (without sound):

‘The Manchurian Candidate’ (1962) Trailer

Saturday, July 11th, 2015

The Manchurian Candidate