Archive for July 4th, 2015

Pay No Attention To The Woman On Her Head

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

Cats demanding attention:  https://www.google.com/

Trump Stumps Chumps

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

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Donald Trump is shooting up in the polls for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.  He is loud, obnoxious, racist, paranoid (“Mexicans are raping 80% of the women illegally entering America,”) and really not the brightest light in the harbor.  In other words, the perfect, mainstream presidential candidate. 

Although he’s not the brightest light, his followers are some of the dimmest bulbs we have in the country.  They can’t seem to grasp the implications and repercussions of Trump’s ideas (a 3,000-mile fence?)  They miss Sarah Palin who was also known for her glib – and stupid – positions.

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Trump poll numbers:   https://www.google.com

Just Another Man You’re Going To Blame

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

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Human test trials for the male birth control pill are now in the final phases. This is a totally dumb idea.

WOMEN – here’s a hypothetical test:  you meet a really hot guy at a cool party. There aren’t any telltale tan lines of a wedding ring on his finger. He’s clean, kind of good-looking, and is neither a hairdresser nor an interior designer. And he’s only spent about three quarters of the time talking about himself.

A bouncing boobed bimbo shakes on by and he never takes his eyes off you. Bingo! You’re slightly drunk – so you invite him back to your apartment “to talk.” When he actually pays for the cab ride and gives the driver a good tip, you think – “should we rush an August wedding….or wait another month?”

As soon as you enter your apartment, passion melts the wallpaper! Clothes fly everywhere and at one point in the melee, you kiss your own forearm! After tumbling into bed, you take out a condom and hurriedly hand it to your new lover.

He smiles and says, “I don’t need that, Baby – I’m on the male birth control pill.”

WOMEN, Do you say …….

A. “Wow! You really DO have a great sense of humor!” or

B. “You HAVE to – I don’t want to get HIV again!” or

C. “Good! I WANT to have more children!” or

D. “Right. How selfish of me to put an unwanted pregnancy before your minute and a half of pleasure!”

Male birth control pills will become viable only when women trust men enough to put down the toilet seat every night.

Male birth control pill updates:  https://www.google.com/

The Star-Spangled Banner In Bullets

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

‘Amy’ (2015) Trailer

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

Amy Winehouse:  https://www.google.com/

The Nancy Kerrigan – Tonya Harding Museum

Saturday, July 4th, 2015

The Museum Tour: https://www.google.com/