Archive for July 1st, 2015

The Constitutional Right To Whine

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

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The only down side I hear about the Supreme Court decision for nationwide gay marriage is the loud whine from paranoid, religious-right whackos crying it’s just another attack on their religious freedom.  They hate it so much they’re calling the justices “lawyers” which is name calling at its worse.  Some are also saying gays are like Nazi’s forcing everyone else to accept their culture.

America has so many Christians, you can’t throw a dead rat around here without hitting a few of them. Who exactly is threatening  Christians?  Who is trying to take away religious freedom in this country?  And who has hundreds of high-paid lobbyists trolling the halls of Congress pushing their agenda?

I’ve said it before, “if you’re against gay marriage, DON’T HAVE ONE!” And stop popping out all these gay children!

 

Dance The Swim

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

The Swim:  https://www.google.com/

Swallow Your Pride

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

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I think I’m supposed to start by warning people that sword-swallowing is VERY DANGEROUS and should not be attempted at home.  But if you’re dumb enough to slide a 2-foot piece of metal down your throat without lessons, I’d be much more likely to nominate you for the ‘culling of the herd’ human evolution solution. And good luck to you.

Yes – sword-swallowers really do it. No – I don’t know how.  But I found a  link here from the series: “How Stuff Works” website. There are pages of explanations and instructions including:

“The act of swallowing a sword is an interaction between two fundamentally dissimilar objects – a human being’s upper gastrointestinal (GI) tract and a sword. The upper GI tract is a series of connected, living organs. It includes the throat, or pharynx, the esophagus and the stomach. The GI tract is relatively soft, and it has several pronounced curves in its relaxed state. A sword, on the other hand, is inanimate and rigid.”

More here.

If you proudly learn how to swallow a sword, you may join this group:

Well, What Color Is He?

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

Interracial dating sites:  https://www.google.com/

A Pie In The Puss

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

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How to make a whip cream pie for throwing:  https://www.google.com/

And His Brother Is A Sculptor

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

Can elephants really draw?  https://www.google.com/

Thanks, Malaki.