Archive for May 15th, 2015

You Really Won’t Feel Better

Friday, May 15th, 2015


Before we cum all over ourselves in an orgiastic, eye-for-an-eye death celebration, we should remember a few things:

– because of our lawyer-dominated, appeal-ridden, clunky justice system, we won’t get to kill the kid for three or four years MINIMUM.  And,

– those who seek “closure” by his execution, will not be satisfied.  Inevitably, survivors of victims who witness executions often say the same things:  “that was too easy – he just went to sleep” and “I wish he suffered like my loved one suffered.” Their “healing” will never begin.

“Justice” is an illusion. Revenge is all too real.

Mixed reaction to Bomber’s death sentence:

Contrails Morning (2014)

Friday, May 15th, 2015


Click to enlarge.

If We Invaded Iraq Just For …

Friday, May 15th, 2015
The main stream media (the propaganda branch of our government) was a cheerleader for the 2003 invasion.

The main stream media (the propaganda branch of our government) was a cheerleader for the 2003 invasion.

… weapons of mass destruction – why didn’t we leave when none were found?

Why DID we invade Iraq?

Final Scene From ‘The Fly’ (1958)

Friday, May 15th, 2015

‘The Blob’ (1958) Trailer

Friday, May 15th, 2015

BB King (1925-2015)

Friday, May 15th, 2015

BB King:

“We Have To Get Rid Of The Kids …

Friday, May 15th, 2015


… the cats are allergic to them.”

Pet allergies:

Jet Men Fly In Dubai

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Jet Men:

Remote Control Penis

Friday, May 15th, 2015

My gal-pal showed me this picture of an artificial penis. I have no idea why.

During a brief operation, the device is inserted into a non-working penile appendage. The pump on the right is repeatedly pushed through the scrotum to get the desired erection selection.  Now, don’t be dumb here.  “Little Johnny” is not going to grow into a John Holmes supercock no matter how many times you toodle your testes.  You just get what you had.  And I have no idea why there are two tubes pictured although the idea of having two penises is fascinating.

“Great,” I said, “but doesn’t pumping the tire kind of take away from the romance of the moment?” She rolled her eyes as I continued. “With today’s technology wouldn’t it be better to push a button on a remote for takeoff  – and then casually turn over and push another button for landing – so to speak?”

Thoughtful silence.

“I have a better idea,” she said, “What if the on-off switch was in a Clapper?  We’d have to change the name, of course – but besides that, it’s a great idea! Clap on – erection.  Clap off – over and out.”

I have to admit, I thought about it.

“Wait a minute, “ I said. “The Clapper won’t know who’s clapping.  The woman might clap and everything would go down.”

My friend smiled and silently nodded her head.

Penile implants (before and after):

The plural of penis is penises, penes, or penii.