Archive for May 8th, 2015

‘Mad Max’ (2015) Trailer

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Mad Max:  https://www.google.com/

Oh Brother!

Friday, May 8th, 2015
Jeb Bush is seen by many to be too narrow to be President.

Jeb Bush is seen by many to be too narrow to be President.

Last night at a private fund-raising event for wealthy donors, retread Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said one of his main advisors for his Mideast policies is his brother, George W. Bush. Good idea! Iraq and Afghanistan have been complete successes for 13-years. I used to think W. was the worst president in America’s history but then we elected Obama.

The Bush family fortune is based on oil.  They helped keep their good friends in power.

The Bush family fortune is based on oil. They helped keep their good friends in power.

Bush Family Fortune:  https://www.google.com/

Pubic Toupees

Friday, May 8th, 2015

A few centuries ago, prostitutes didn’t have it so good. Unfortunately, the world’s oldest profession was rife with some of the world’s oldest parasites: lice.  To stop the itching and prevent reinfestation,  working women had to shave their nether regions.

This was not necessarily good for business because a lack of pubes also exposed the marks of venereal disease and genital warts (getting excited yet?)

Enter the merkin, a false crop of pubic hair made from animal fur or human hair, trimmed to fit, and glued on.  As sexual hygiene improved and drugs were discovered to treat sexually transmitted- diseases, the demand for merkins dried up.

Today merkins are still around for three main reasons: 1) sexual novelties, 2) penis coverings for transsexuals, and 3) to get around the contracts of some Hollywood actresses which stipulate their genitalia must not be filmed.

A historical footnote: At times, President  Lyndon Baines Johnson seemed to believe he actually was a merkin!  Many of his speeches started, “Mah fellow ‘merkins…..”

Merkin:  https://www.google.com/

Tongue In Check

Friday, May 8th, 2015

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Read Your Tongue:  https://www.google.com/

They Call Him ‘Doo-Doo’ For Short

Friday, May 8th, 2015

When Madison Wisconsin Police answered a complaint of excessive drinking and drug use a few years back, they arrested a man who was acting suspiciously.  The suspect was carrying a concealed weapon, drugs, and a very strange name: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Mr. Zopittybop-Bob-Bop was originally named Jeffrey Drew Wilschike and would not state the reason he decided to change his name.  Doo-Doo is now facing a number of charges but he was not indicted for murdering an innocent name like Jeffrey.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop: https://www.google.com/

“How Would You Like Your Eggs, Honey?”

Friday, May 8th, 2015

0f42335bf3cd9c72_476269275_jpg_xxxlarge_2x Sophia’s embryo mess:  https://www.google.com