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Saturday, April 4th, 2015

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Saturday, April 4th, 2015

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Former Governor Reverend Mike Huckabee, poster child for the religious REALLY-right, is running for President – again. He and I have equal chances of being elected. One of his favorite tactics is scaring those Christians who think Christianity is under attack in America.  Recently he said,

“…the LGBT rights movement is like the novel “1984.” It’s when things mean the opposite of what they really are.  In the name of tolerance, there’s intolerance. In the name of diversity, there’s uniformity. In the name of acceptance, there’s true discrimination.”

“It won’t stop until there are no more churches, until there are no more people who are spreading the Gospel, the unabridged, unapologetic Gospel that is really God’s truth.”

Of course Reverend Mike “knows” what’s “really God’s truth.” So do the Westboro Baptist Church, the 50,000+ Americans who claim to be Jesus Christ, and the homeless guy preaching on the corner.  They just haven’t got their “truths” lined up yet.  Here’s the real truth from earth:

– 80% of Americans identify themselves as Christian.
– There are over 300,000 Christian Churches in America.  And …
NOBODY is trying to wipe out religion in this country.  It’s one of our most cherished freedoms.

If paranoid horseshit was holy, people like Huckabee would be fucking saints.

Huckabee quotes:  https://www.google.com/

And let’s not forget the “other” reason he’s running:  book sales.

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Saturday, April 4th, 2015

‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ (1975) Trailer

Saturday, April 4th, 2015

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Saturday, April 4th, 2015
What's that medal for, honey?

What’s that medal for, honey?

Kim Jung-un has always been a babe-magnet. As noted by a North Korean paper, Kim is one of “the world’s sexiest and most handsome men.”  He’s kind of like the ‘Clooney of Commies.’ It’s more than his soon-to-trend haircuts, it’s the way he dominates his people with crushing love. He’s especially attractive to young women.

To meet the demand, like his Father and Grandfather before him, Kim is forming a ‘Pleasure Squad’ or ‘Joy Brigade’ – a group of beautiful women available to him anytime, any place, to meet his every need. One suspects his immediate needs do not include intellectual stimulation nor military analysis.
 
Past ‘Pleasure Squads’ included teams “in semi-nude dancing and singing” (Gamujo,) “massage happiness-providers” (Haengbokjo) and, of course, the “satisfaction team” (Manjokjo) to provide sexual services. The women serve at his pleasure and then are sent back to their villages with stipends of cash, appliances, and the prestige of being a former whore for the ‘Supreme Leader.’

No word yet on how Mrs. Jong-un feels about all this but it’s assumed she could participate if she is inclined that way.

Pleasure Squads:  https://www.google.com/