Archive for March 24th, 2015

The One Exception To The Laws Of Physics

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

The woman is demonstrating a basic law of physics. When one object (a melon) hits another object (a head) with force, the second object moves in the same direction as the first.

This scientific principle was suspended only once in the history of the universe.  The Warren Commission concluded that John Kennedy was shot in the BACK of the head which would normally force his head forward.  But as the Zapruder film clearly shows, Kennedy’s head exploded BACKWARDS.  After that shot, the natural laws of physics resumed.

Obama: “US Will Be Out Of Afghanistan By 2014”

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015



March 23, 2015 NBC News:  “President Barack Obama on Tuesday announced the U.S. will not reduce troop levels in Afghanistan by the end of 2015, despite the president’s previous pledge to cut the number by half.” Read more …


Drowning in the Gene Pool

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015
"Get back you little bastards!"

“Get back you little bastards!”

I will spare you the unhappy details but yesterday I was kind of forced into a conversation with a few of the guys from my building. This all-male talk fest was rolling and the subject of children came up.

Right away I could tell this just wasn’t going to be my lucky day. I mean I really don’t mind kids – if they’re somebody else’s’ – and live somewhere else – and I’m not there. But I’m proud of the fact that I was one of the first men in my county to have a vasectomy before having children – over 30-years ago. Of course this conversation was not about NOT having children – it was all about the DUTY of having them. Uh-oh.

The least evolved of the group spoke loudest; it seems he has a “need to breed”.

“I gotta have a son to carry on my Family Line.”

Now the only “line” with which I would associate this guy and his family is the line at the Department of Social Services where he would need help filling out the application. If all of this guys’ offspring mutated into plants and vegetables, our gene pool would be a nicer place in which to swim. Of course I didn’t say all this – but I thought it.

Does it hurt to have a vasectomy?


The Exploding Whale (1970)

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015