Archive for March 22nd, 2015

Sad Farm Girls Not Invited To The Prom

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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I’m told these are chickens not cocks.

Take A Left At The Cervix

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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Can we bring the friggin’ diagram? Will the woman hold it?  That is, will she hold this picture for us?  She obviously shouldn’t “hold it” in the sense of not going to the bathroom.  The cutaway clearly spells out ‘emptied bladder.’  And I assume the ‘ejaculation exit’ is for her ejaculation – not ours, guys.  Will her ejaculate know where to go (or come) without the diagram?

The G-Spot is the theoretical trigger for female orgasm – supposedly – sometimes – at least for some women.  Last year, the Journal of Sexual Medicine declared that a semiretired Florida gynecologist “discovered” it on the body of an 83-year old woman cadaver.  I personally thought there were more than one to go around.

But the G-Spot has been known to exist for 50-years, right?  They’re not exactly like Bigfoot sightings – nor honest Congressmen.

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My friend in the adult entertainment industry, Ginger Lynn, starred in a film, “The Grafenberg Spot” in 1985.  She finally found her G-Spot about halfway through the movie.  Ginger should have found her ‘G’ – there certainly were enough people looking for it.

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