Archive for March 11th, 2015

Contrails Display, 2014

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015


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January Morning, 2014

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015


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I Hope You’re This Lucky Today

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015


How lucky are you?

Say, Aren’t You Jesus?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

Over 50,000 people in the United States claim to be Jesus Christ.

People who believe they are Jesus:

If I Move To Mexico, I Won’t Learn Spanish

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015


Nope. I’m only going to socialize with my friends who speak English.  I’ll only watch television on English channels.  There had better be newspapers and periodicals in my native tongue or I won’t buy them.  Every time I call a company or a government office, I want to ‘Press 1 for English.’ All my mail had better include English or I won’t read it.  Doctors, hospitals, police?  I want English translators around or I can’t follow directions.  I want English on street signs, pharmacy bottles, over-the-counter medications, and in schools.

On the Fourth of July and Flag Day, I’m going to proudly wave Old Glory.  In fact, I’m going to have a few American flag bumper stickers on my car and always demand my rights in English.

Sounds arrogant, doesn’t it?  But we do this every day in America for Hispanic people. 

I believe every citizen of this country MUST know English.  (We’ll make an exception for inner-US-city kids because they’re already here.) 

I believe in a very welcoming policy on citizenship in America.  But one of the few requirements should be an ability to speak English.

English spoken here: