Archive for March 9th, 2015

Meet Miley’s Teacher (Before She Was Born)

Monday, March 9th, 2015

This Is Just Sooo Stupid, I Love It!

Monday, March 9th, 2015

Is She Also Smuggling Drugs?

Monday, March 9th, 2015

Mattel had to know it was stepping into it – maybe that was the point. As part of its “Dolls of the World” collection, the toy company recently released the Mexico Barbie Doll.  Many Mexicans were not thrilled with the doll’s chihuahua … or her passport.  They said it reinforced silly cultural stereotypes and made light of the immigration politics currently being discussed in Congress.  Actually all “World Barbies” have passports – how else would they get into America?

For over 50-years, Barbie has been politically incorrect.  It’s been pointed out that if her measurements were translated into human terms, the poor woman would topple over for being  too busty and her small abdomen could not carry all of our internal organs.

I think people should get a grip and remember Barbie is just a toy – not a true representation of reality.  And the Mexicans should be happy with the chihuahua.  Hell, India Barbie Doll has to walk around with a damn monkey!

For a short video on the World Barbie controversy, click here:

http://videos.huffingtonpost.com

For my take on Barbie turning 50, click:

https://presentationsunplugged.com/blog/?p=1271

Are You Sirius?

Monday, March 9th, 2015

Heather and Adam Barrington of Charlotte, North Carolina are expecting a baby in July. After reading “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” (available at Amazon for $20.24) they decided to go to Hawaii so dolphins can assist in the birth of their child.

Dolphins, you say?

The couple flew to Hawaii to begin the months-long preparation for the birth.  Presumably the dolphins are already there. The Barringtons are being supported by the Sirius Institute, a research group which is dedicated to  “dolphinizing” the planet. This means the integration of the Cetacea (dolphins and whales) into our culture as we raise our level of consciousness to be more like theirs.”

In Sirius Institute dolphin-attended births, “free dolphins” are used – not animals kept in captivity. That’s why pregnant women have to bond for months with pods near “coastal areas throughout the islands where dolphins come close to shore.”

Science writer Christie Wilcox, however, says “this has to be, hands down, one of the worst natural birthing ideas anyone has ever had.”  She went on to say that though dolphins are frequently friendly toward humans, they’ve also attacked people with basically no warning. AND they also might try to rape you. Uh-oh.

There’s no truth to the rumor that the Barringtons will name their child ‘Flipper.’

For a better birthing experience – having your child with multiple orgasms – go here:

 

https://presentationsunplugged.com/blog/?p=13397