Archive for January, 2015

Katy Perry’s Toes

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

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Getting ready for her Superbowl-Halftime show.

(And yes she really has a cat named ‘Kitty Purry.’)

Katy Perry pictures:  https://www.google.com/

So?

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

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Breakfast at Tiffany’shttps://www.google.com/

Driving Miss Crazy

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

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Allison Sobczak, 23, of Batavia, NY, wanted to file a complaint with the New York State Police – so she drove to the local trooper barracks. Unfortunately Ms. Sobczak was slurringly drunk at the time which was immediately apparent to the State Trooper.  He gave her a field sobriety test in his office and charged her with Driving While Intoxicated.  Ms. Sobczak blew 3-times the legal alcohol limit.  She’s due back in court tomorrow. Ms. Sobczak will probably not get credit for saving the police the trouble of setting up an alcohol checkpoint.

GoDaddy Drops Lost Puppy Superbowl Ad

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Lost puppy ad:  https://www.google.com/

Banned GoDaddy commercials:  www.youtube.com/

Kim Kardashian Superbowl Commercial

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Kim Kardashianhttps://www.google.com/

From Russia Without Love

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

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Russian newsreader Tatyana Limanova gives the finger to President Obama during a live newscast.  Supposedly she thought she was just doing a ‘voice-over’ and didn’t know the camera was on.

Hey, honey – there are many people better than you who’ve told O to ‘fuck off’.  Proudly included in that group is …

yours truly,
paolo.

Flipping off Obama:  https://www.google.com/

Who Let Her Out?

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

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The “2015 Miss Universe” contest featured a “fun facts” segment about the contestants as they strutted around in swimsuits. Miss Netherlands’ fun fact was that she was locked in a cage for 12 hours. No further explanation was given.

Miss Netherlands locked in a cage: https://www.google.com/

‘Crying’ (1988) Roy Orbinson And K. D. Lang

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Well, Since You Put It That Way …

Monday, January 26th, 2015

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Joan Crawford:  https://www.google.com/

Kiss This

Monday, January 26th, 2015

Are you great in sex?  I’m not.  Well, at least my ex-wife told me I wasn’t.  How could she make a judgment like that in 30-seconds?

Anyway, great sex starts with a look and some talk.  If the words are “put the money on the dresser” with a bored look, you don’t have anything about which to worry.   But if you love someone, after some sweet talk, great sex starts with kissing.

Are you a great kisser?  Would your lover agree?  Do you know that 66-% of people turn to the right just before kissing someone? Or that 3 out of 4 women think neck kissing is just as sensuous as kissing on the lips?  And 100-% of them don’t think it’s sexy for you to scratch their tonsils with your tongue?

Google knows .  And you can know more than everyone you kiss by going to this link:

google.com