Archive for December 29th, 2014
Tanning Is Allowed In Prison
Monday, December 29th, 2014Things NOT To Say To A Man In Bed
Monday, December 29th, 2014
“Better wear a condom. I don’t want to get HIV again.”
“I wasn’t laughing at that!”
“What the HELL are you doing down there?”
“Are you late for something?”
“Wanna map?”
“Give me a few seconds to think of someone.”
“In yet?”
“Hey, you don’t shoot pool with a rope, right?”
“How many men before this? Not enough to make up for this!”
“No I won’t call you ‘Monster Meat’.”
“Look, I just seem to be in the way here…….”
“Were you in prison before?”
“Not in your wildest wet dreams!”
“This ceiling needs to be painted.”
Bedroom manners: https://www.google.com/