Archive for December 29th, 2014

Tanning Is Allowed In Prison

Monday, December 29th, 2014

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Things NOT To Say To A Man In Bed

Monday, December 29th, 2014

 

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“Better wear a condom.  I don’t want to get HIV again.”

“I wasn’t laughing at that!”

“What the HELL are you doing down there?”

“Are you late for something?”

“Wanna map?”

“Give me a few seconds to think of someone.”

“In yet?”

“Hey, you don’t shoot pool with a rope, right?”

“How many men before this? Not enough to make up for this!”

“No I won’t call you ‘Monster Meat’.”

“Look, I just seem to be in the way here…….”

“Were you in prison before?”

“Not in your wildest wet dreams!”

“This ceiling needs to be painted.”

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